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Old 06-27-2014, 02:20 AM   #1
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Touching!







There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.


One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about.





The letter read


Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.


Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner.

Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope...

Can you please help me?





Sincerely, Edna




The postal worker was touched.
He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.


By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman.

The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went.


A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God.

All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened.


It read:

Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me?


Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends.


We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing.

I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.


Sincerely, Edna




































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Old 06-27-2014, 06:22 AM   #2
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[QUOTE=dahawk;951536]
I think it might have been those bastards at the post office.

LOL
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Old 06-27-2014, 07:14 AM   #3
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She got off easy, the post office basically stole $48 from me.

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Old 06-28-2014, 02:36 AM   #4
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That was Sooooo Cute

I may be getting Older, But I Refuse to grow Up I am Having to much Fun to Grow Up LOL
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Old 06-28-2014, 02:39 AM   #5
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Lol! Chellie! Where have you been? Missed you.
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Originally Posted by xmech2k View Post
Lol! Chellie! Where have you been? Missed you.
She may have in Colorado based on that post
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Originally Posted by xmech2k View Post
Lol! Chellie! Where have you been? Missed you.
Originally Posted by RV Winkle View Post
She may have in Colorado based on that post
Hi Guys Just Taking a Little Break From RC, I got a Lot of Things To Do, And My Friend came Up From Oakland, She and I have Been Partying all Weekend LOL I am getting to Old for this Sheet, I am all tired out LOL, But having a great time Take care, Chellie


Summer Party at a Bar/ Night Club, Wear your Swim Suite, and get in Free Me in My Swim Dress, Not to bad for going on 60 Huh



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Its Legal In California Too LOL

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Chellie,

Looking pretty hot there young lady. Sounds like a couple of naughty girls up to no good.-LOL Hey, here's a money making opportunity. The 2015 Wattflyer calendar !
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Originally Posted by dahawk View Post
Chellie,

Looking pretty hot there young lady. Sounds like a couple of naughty girls up to no good.-LOL Hey, here's a money making opportunity. The 2015 Wattflyer calendar !
We Had a Blast It Was a Fun Couple of Nights Out, They had a show there That Rivaled Las Vegas Shows, great ice cold beers, Played Pool, Karaoke contest, that was super good, one gal was super good, she should be on the X Factor all in all a great time out, we hooked up with some other Girls there that we know, Just a bunch of Senior Citizens Out Painting the Town Red LOL, Take care and have fun, Chellie

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I used to go to the Doubletree near Ontario Airport. Had good live bands.
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Originally Posted by dahawk View Post
I used to go to the Doubletree near Ontario Airport. Had good live bands.
That sounds like Fun I love Live Music

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I used to go to the Doubletree near Ontario Airport. Had good live bands.
Yep, Misty's Lounge.......still does at least four nights a week, used to be live Tuesday thru Saturday nights.....last October, I sat in for a friend on a Thursday night gig there. Not a real big place, but comfie, good sound system and room to wiggle your ass.......does get crowded and tight when the younger local talent show's up. Sometimes a cover charge, always a two drink limit.....

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