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Old 08-01-2014, 11:18 AM   #1
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Lightbulb Stolen car

The phone rang at the Louisiana State Police Troop I office the other day, and the desk sergeant answered ... to hear an obviously intoxicated Boudreaux shouting, "Somebody done broke into mah car an' stole everyting! Dey done took da dashboard, da steering wheel, da brake pedal, and even da 'ccelarator! Send somebody, quick!"

Before the sergeant had a chance to dispatch a trooper, the phone rang again. It was Boudreaux.

He says, "Never y'all mind, Mr. Trooper. I had got in da back seat by mistake."

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"Can't find my car" said the drunk to the policeman
"Where did you last see it?" asked the cop

"It was right here on the end of my key." said the drunk

Helicopters don't really fly.......
They're just so ugly, that the earth repels them.
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Stupid bumper sticker from the 70's

I am not a think
As you drunk I am
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(not quite properly censored)

"I need a bambulance"
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