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11-16-2005, 07:29 AM
An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site. The foreman points at a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian
guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Irishman he says, "You're in
charge of shoveling." To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I
expect you guys to make a dent in that sand pile there."

So the foreman goes away for a couple of hours, but when he returns the
pile of sand is untouched. The the foreman turns to the Italian and asks
why he didn't sweep. The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta
broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa to bringa da
supplies, but he disappear and no finda him."
Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.
The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I
couldn't get meself a shovel I couldn't fin' him."

The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese
guy. He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.

Just then, the Chinese guy jumps out from behind the pile of sand and