View Full Version : String Theory

11-17-2005, 04:00 PM
One day a little string was going down the street and he spots a tavern. Being a string is no easy job, and by the end of his day he is a thirsty little string. So he heads on in. There where only a few "patrons" in the tavern, so the string gets up on a stool and the barkeep looks at him sideways.."What do you want?" asked the barkeep. "I'd like a frosty draft beer" said the string. "What?!..Get the heck outa here! We don't serve beer to strings!" The poor string really wanted a beer, so he goes out behind the tavern and he ties himself up in the middle then unravels himself a little. He gets back up on the bar. The same barkeep comes over. He takes a long look at the string and says "Aren't you that string that was just in here?" The string replies "Nope! I'm a frayed knot! :p
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