View Full Version : How to install a poor-man’s security system

Don Sims
12-10-2005, 03:27 AM
Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used work boots – a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of “Guns and Ammo” Magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it….a really big dog dish
Leave a note on your front door that says, “Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition – back in an hour. Do not disturb the Pitbulls, they are mad, because they have just been castrated."