View Full Version : A little risque

12-18-2005, 03:13 AM
Has this one made the rounds yet?

A bunch of old guys decide to give a 90th birthday present to an old cronie in an extended-care facility. With a little stealth and bribery they were able to bring in a "lady of the evening" after hours.

She got into his room, took off her clothes, stood at the end of the bed, and tuffed gently on his toe.

He woke up, looked, and said, "what do you want? Why are you here?"

She said with a smile, "I'm here to give you some super sex"

He looked at her for a moment and replied, " I just celebrated my 90th birthday, so I guess I'll just have the soup..."

12-18-2005, 03:47 AM

12-18-2005, 06:15 AM

12-19-2005, 12:05 AM
put me down for LMAO also.:p

12-25-2005, 05:39 AM
Ok....whats the difference between the circus and a brothel?

well, the circus has a cunning array of stunts...........