View Full Version : Greetings to my Politically Correct Friends:

Don Sims
12-21-2005, 07:56 PM
"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish
you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006,
but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures
whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor
the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the
race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual
preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law
and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings
for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday
greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."

For My Normal Human Friends:
Here's wishing all of you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

12-21-2005, 08:53 PM
Hey I'm offended!



12-22-2005, 07:04 AM
Me too!!!:D :D :D NOT!

You have a Very Merry Christmas and a Very Happy and Prosperous New Year too!

12-25-2005, 05:41 AM
Well I actually AM offended!!!!

Just Kidding...Merry Ho Ho!!

12-25-2005, 05:04 PM
I am not known for being politically correct, but in this case I'll make an exception.


Have a very Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanza, Saturnalia, Winter Solstice and Holidays! :D

Poof, Landed!
12-28-2005, 06:22 AM
I laughed my walnuts off, it's like going to a web site's Policies/Returns etc section now days. With the Holiday twist of a government official's greeting's to the masses. Thanks again for a laugh at our insanity.:cool:

12-28-2005, 06:13 PM
Back atcha all the best of the list....Hmmmmm.....Yep, that covers it.