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01-07-2006, 10:12 AM
A poor man's burglar alarm

How to install a poor-man's security system:

Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots -- a really big pair.

Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.

Put a dog dish beside it.
A really big dog dish.

Leave a note on your front door that says something like
"Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition -- back in hr.
Don't disturb the rottweilers, they've just been wormed.

01-08-2006, 04:14 AM
Hahaa! True enough, but I have found the best burglar/teenager alarm yet. It consists of a $80 electric fencer, used for cattle etc., hooked up to various latches, chains, etc on the property. Once contact is made by the inappropriate peson, they supply their own alarm, screaming at the top of their lungs. Because of the parallel IQs of cattle/teens/crackheads, they remember little except to stay away from that place, there are easier targets...

I've suggested this to a few people who had constant breakin problems and it works just great, from a horse ranch to a gas station.