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Don Sims
01-24-2006, 01:11 AM
A buddy sent this to me today......

"I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.
The nurse started with certain basics.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I said.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," I said.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measured 5 foot 5.
She then took my blood pressure and tells the me that it is very high.
"OF COURSE IT'S HIGH !" I screamed, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"