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02-10-2006, 04:05 PM
Games For When We Get Old

1. Sag, You’re It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy.

3. 20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear.

4. Kick the Bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over.

6. Doc, Doc, Goose.

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent.

8. Hide and Go Pee.

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta.

10. Musical Recliners.

Old Is When…

Your friend complements you on your new alligator shoes, and you’re barefoot.

You don’t care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don’t have to go along.

A sexy babe catches your fancy, and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

“Getting a little action” means “I don’t need to take any fiber today.”

You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

An “all nighter” means not getting up to use the bathroom.

“Getting Lucky” means you find your car in the parking lot.

New Spin On The 60’s

It was fun being a baby boomer…till now. Some of the artists of the 60’s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.

They include:

The Bee Gees – How Can You Mend a Broken Hip

Bobby Darin – Splish Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash

Ringo Starr – I Get By With a Little Help from Depends

Roberta Flack – The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash – I Can’t See Clearly Now

Paul Simon – Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

Commodores – Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom

Marvin Gaye – I Heard it Through the GrapeNuts

Leo Sayer – You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations – Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone

Abba – Denture Queen

Helen Reddy – I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Willie Nelson – On the Throne Again

Leslie Gore – It’s My Procedure and I’ll Cry If I Want To.

06-04-2008, 02:00 AM
That was funny stuff about getting older...you guys will like this one too..turn up the audio a bit.


06-04-2008, 02:51 AM
I know I'm getting old bexcause I used to ride thousands of miles a year to keep my weight up to 165-175.

Now I try to ride as much as I can to keep it down to 175!