View Full Version : Honey get me a beer!

Crash Test Dummy
02-18-2006, 06:07 AM
A guy comes home and sits in his favorite chair, grabs his remote and says in a hurried manner Honey, get me a beer IT'S GONNA START!!

She brings him the beer and he slams it down and says,
Honey get me another beer....IT'S GONNA START!!

So she grabs him another beer.
He pounds down that beer in about 2 seconds and says HONEY, GET ME ANOTHER BEER, IT"S GONNA START!!!

Well this time she says," Listen you no good dirty rotten lazy SOB. If you think you are giong to come in here sit your fat azz down and order me around you got another thing coming!"

He says, "there now, see your too late,.......................It's started.:D


02-18-2006, 06:28 AM