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02-19-2006, 03:51 AM
Officials of the Westminster Dog show admitted today that serious breeding research is currently proceeding in order to expand the number of unique dogs available for showing next year.

They are as follows:

1- Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
2- Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.
3- Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.
4- Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.
5- Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception.
6- Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss.
7- Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
8- Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.
9- Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.
10- Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
11- Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
12- Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.
13- Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
14- Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good.
15- Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.
16- Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
17- Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.
18- Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite of high society.
19- Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
20- Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner.
21- Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
22- Samoyed x Norwich Terrier = Samwich, a very tasty breed. :eek: