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Don Sims
02-23-2006, 02:04 AM
Josh was helping Bambi, the young blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit." Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that was a bit strange, he asked Bambi what it was for.

Bambi said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."

Confused. Josh asked, "I can see that, but why?"

Bambi answered, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my tires."