View Full Version : At the doctor's office

03-14-2006, 04:48 AM
Just had my annual physical exam. The nurse began with certain basics....

"How much do you weigh?", she asked.
"145", I answered.

The nurse put me on the scale. It turned out that I weighed 195.

The nurse then asked, "Your height?"
"5 foot 9 inches", I replied.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 5'5".

She then took my blood pressure, and told me that it is very high.

"Of course, it's very high!" I screamed.
"When I came in here, I was tall and slender! Now, I'm short and fat!"

Would you believe they put me on Prozac?