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03-25-2006, 03:22 AM
The airport at San Francisco was fogged in solid, and 2 mechanics are sitting staring out into the gloom. Bob says to Ray, "I could use a drink but there's nothing here". Ray sez, "there is a rumour around that jet fuel and pepsi would work, let's give it a try". The concoction is palatable, and by quitting time they are very happy, let's say.

Next morning, Bob's phone rings and it's Ray; Ray says, "how are you this morning?" Bob replies, "Amazingly well, no hangover, just fine!". Ray says, " have you passed wind yet?" "No, actually..." Ray says, "Well DON'T! I'm calling from Vegas!!!"

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