View Full Version : Underwear is important

Don Sims
04-18-2006, 02:45 AM
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under
your vehicle.
From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of
a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their
car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed
the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private
parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the
embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and
tucked everything back out of site.
On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself
staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however,
had to have three stitches in his forehead.

04-18-2006, 03:24 AM
I was stationed at Eglin AFB, just south of Crestview, FL. I lived there long enough to know that not only could this happen...it really did happen!:D :D :D

Don Sims
04-18-2006, 05:02 AM
LOL Bill, having worked for WMT for twenty years I can believe it happened on a stores parking lot! I can also sympathise with the guy who bopped his head. ;) :D

04-18-2006, 05:40 AM
I can also sympathise with the guy who bopped his head. ;) :DInteresting choice of phrasing. LOL