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kyleservicetech 02-18-2014 05:49 AM

Problems on getting older
Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee, and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.

"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock -- no problem at all."

"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00." :oops: :censor:

xmech2k 02-18-2014 05:58 AM

:mad: You're not helping me look forward to retirement, Denny! ;) :D

dahawk 02-18-2014 01:19 PM

The scary thing is there's probably a lot of truth to that one. Yikes!

Arkitexas 02-18-2014 06:21 PM

I'm waking up at 6:29 these days. It won't be long 'til I'll wake at 6:31.

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