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dahawk 05-13-2014 02:37 PM

A frickin Elephant !
From the diary of a Pre-School Teacher

My five-year old students are learning to read.

Yesterday one of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said,
"Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
I took a deep breath, and then asked..."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

And so it does...


" A f r i c a n Elephant "

Hooked on phonics! Ain't it wonderful?:D:D

solentlife 05-13-2014 03:51 PM

First I apologise to any who may take offense to an ethnic joke - but no offense intended.

Primary School teacher looks at a class of 7 yr olds and thinks it's time to ask the BIG question ....

Today class I want you to all think and then put hands up if you know the answer to this question ....

"Who was the greatest man who ever lived ?"

$5 to the correct answer.

The kids go quiet .. and then little Antonio .. an Italian-American puts hand up ...

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Antonio ?"

" Leonardo Da Vinci Miss ... "

"Very good Antonio .. but not really ... "

Then little Mikey .. an Afro-American puts hand up ....

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Mikey ?"

" Mohammed Ali Miss ... "

"Very good Mikey .. but not really ... "

Then little Moishe - the Jewish boy puts hand up ....

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Moishe ?"

" Jesus Christ Miss ... "

"Very good Antonio .. but you're Jewish ? "

Moishe replies ..........

"Miss you and I know it's Moses .... but business is business ..........."

tarheal63 05-13-2014 04:51 PM

A frickin Elephant !
I thought it was frickin hilarious.

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xmech2k 05-13-2014 05:50 PM

Lol! I still use one my son came up with when he was a toddler. "It fell a-piece!"

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