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Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:04 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in...

Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:37 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.

Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 11:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Post I know blond jokes are popular, but I just don't...

I know blond jokes are popular, but I just don't get why...

I bought a toaster from a Star Wars fan the other day. The first test was a little on the dark side.

Apple have just launched a new...
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 11:51 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed...

Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 01:07 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 01:01 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs down What European city has the most insects? Antwerp!

What European city has the most insects? Antwerp!
Forum: Humor
07-25-2022, 12:47 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Why did the Cowboy get a miniature dachshund for...

Why did the Cowboy get a miniature dachshund for a pet? He wanted to get a long little doggie.

Do you know what a tuba player needs in order to fix a broken tuba? A tuba glue.
Forum: Humor
07-25-2022, 12:44 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call a factory that makes pretty good...

What do you call a factory that makes pretty good products? A satisfactory.

Why do Seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they would be called Bagels.

Did you hear about...
Forum: Humor
07-20-2022, 11:51 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation My teachers told me I’d never amount to much...

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, “Just you wait!”
Forum: Humor
07-19-2022, 12:08 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Red face I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I...

I put my grandma on speed dial the other day. I call it insta-gram.
Forum: Humor
07-11-2022, 10:45 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb The first time I got a universal remote control,...

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’
Forum: Humor
07-09-2022, 01:26 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Arrow Celery; for those times that you have an...

Celery; for those times that you have an overwhelming urge to bite into water with hair in it.
Forum: Humor
07-02-2022, 01:04 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Question If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get...

If you don’t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
Forum: Humor
07-01-2022, 12:42 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Unhappy My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now...

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Forum: Humor
06-29-2022, 11:34 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Question I believe pencils are superior to pens,...

I believe pencils are superior to pens, especially for filling out crossword puzzles. Does that make me erasist?
Forum: Humor
06-28-2022, 12:53 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Have you noticed, if you Google the phrase "Lost...

Have you noticed, if you Google the phrase "Lost Medieval Servant Boy. "It comes back with, "This page could not be found."
Forum: Humor
06-27-2022, 12:34 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Wink I never called you stupid. But when I asked you...

I never called you stupid. But when I asked you to spell "orange" and you asked if I meant the color or the fruit, it kinda caught me off guard.
Forum: Humor
06-26-2022, 12:16 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

info My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do...

My wife bought us an avengers puzzle to do together.. I said great. We can put some music on, have a few drinks, and assemble the avengers.
Forum: Humor
06-24-2022, 11:41 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs down Gas prices are getting ridiculous, I went online...

Gas prices are getting ridiculous, I went online to check the value of my car and it asked if the tank was empty or full.
Forum: Humor
06-18-2022, 11:33 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Arrow Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance...

Refusing to go to the gym is a form of resistance training.
Forum: Humor
06-10-2022, 12:00 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Cool My wife is blaming me for messing up her...

My wife is blaming me for messing up her birthday. She is so absurd. I didn't even know it was her birthday!
Forum: Humor
06-09-2022, 12:53 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Blunt pencils are really pointless.

Blunt pencils are really pointless.
Forum: Humor
06-09-2022, 12:52 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

I was going to buy an invisible sword.. But I...

I was going to buy an invisible sword.. But I don't see the point.
Forum: Humor
06-08-2022, 11:04 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Unhappy Me to my therapist: I feel like I'm invisible to...

Me to my therapist: I feel like I'm invisible to people..Therapist: Who said that?
Forum: Humor
06-04-2022, 12:20 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

info What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad...

What’s a frog’s favorite type of shoes? Open toad sandals.
Forum: Humor
05-30-2022, 12:28 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

info I asked a friend if he likes his job at the...

I asked a friend if he likes his job at the battery factory. He said it has pluses and minuses...
Forum: Humor
05-29-2022, 01:08 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Unhappy It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in...

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
Forum: Humor
05-28-2022, 11:37 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Post * An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it...

* An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.

* A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and...
Forum: Humor
05-26-2022, 12:03 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re...

I got a new pair of gloves today, but they’re both ‘lefts,’ which on the one hand is great, but on the other, it’s just not right.
Forum: Humor
05-25-2022, 12:22 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,148
Posted By Don Sims

Arrow If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish...

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his wages?
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