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Forum: Humor
10-04-2022, 12:41 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48...

A friend of mine sent me a ruler exactly 30.48 centimeters long

That's when I realized, something was afoot
Forum: Humor
10-04-2022, 12:40 PM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

info Two Canadians die and end up in Hades. Satan...

Two Canadians die and end up in Hades. Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him,...
Forum: Humor
10-04-2022, 12:38 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Red face Last night I was going to cook some alligator for...

Last night I was going to cook some alligator for dinner. Then I realized I only had a croc pot.
Forum: Humor
10-03-2022, 12:04 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs down Two chemists walk into a bar. The first...

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first asks; "I'll have an H2-"

But the bartender cuts him off. "Sir, this is a bar. Order some ethanol like the other paying customers."
Forum: Humor
10-03-2022, 12:01 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review A skeleton walked into a bar and said,...

A skeleton walked into a bar and said, "Bartender, give me a beer, ... and a mop."
Forum: Humor
10-03-2022, 12:00 PM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

info A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. ...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer.

"Ah, October! Almost time for Halloween. This season reminds me of how I met my wife.

"I went to a costume party, and saw her across the room. Standing...
Forum: Foamies
10-02-2022, 01:02 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,754
Posted By Don Sims

Quick landing and takeoff. That thing just floats...

Quick landing and takeoff. That thing just floats along and goes where you point it!
Forum: ParkFlyers
10-02-2022, 12:57 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 89
Posted By Don Sims

Looked like one of those relaxing flights.

Looked like one of those relaxing flights.
10-01-2022, 02:16 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 115
Posted By Don Sims

Sure didn't want to slow down and land in that...

Sure didn't want to slow down and land in that headwind.
Forum: Humor
09-30-2022, 01:34 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation What do you do when you see 2 snails fighting?...

What do you do when you see 2 snails fighting? Nothing....Let them slug it out.
Forum: Humor
09-29-2022, 11:18 AM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

info In the months leading up to their expedition,...

In the months leading up to their expedition, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin trained in a remote moon like area in the Western United States. The area was home to several Native American tribes.
...
Forum: Humor
09-29-2022, 11:11 AM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

Post A huge crab walks into a bar... ...and says...

A huge crab walks into a bar...

...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me...
Forum: Humor
09-29-2022, 11:08 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Question Did you know that fireflies are the smartest...

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect? They're the brightest one.
Forum: Humor
09-29-2022, 11:06 AM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

Red face When Ahnuld Schwarzenegger was a boy he was going...

When Ahnuld Schwarzenegger was a boy he was going around with a straight line he would hold over his head.
When people aske what he was he would say:
I ahm the Denominator!
09-29-2022, 10:36 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 342
Posted By Don Sims

Watch your six!

Watch your six!
Forum: 3D Printing
09-27-2022, 12:44 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 50
Posted By Don Sims

Well done very unusual model. He did a fantastic...

Well done very unusual model. He did a fantastic job on it.
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:12 PM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Punctuation Matters! I was walking past a...

Punctuation Matters!

I was walking past a farm and a sign said:

"Duck, Eggs"

I thought: That's an unnecessary comma - and then it hit me."
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:11 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 828
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts...

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and puts on a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the...
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:09 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Angry I thought I was buying shares in a peanut farm....

I thought I was buying shares in a peanut farm. But it was just a shell company.
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:07 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of...

A chemist finds a man leaning against the wall of his shop.

'What's wrong with him?' says the chemist.

His assistant replies, 'He came in for cough syrup, but I couldn't find any, so I gave him...
Forum: Humor
09-25-2022, 01:04 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb Three Professors travel in a train in Switzerland...

A professor of sociology, a professor of mathematics and a professor of philosophy travel to a congress by train into Switzerland.

Looking out of the windows, the professor of sociology sees a...
09-24-2022, 12:53 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 897
Posted By Don Sims

Well done scratch built!

Well done scratch built!
09-24-2022, 12:49 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 152
Posted By Don Sims

Lake crash?

Lake crash?
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:19 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 828
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair...

What do you call it when a Blonde dies her hair Brunette?

Artificial Intelligence.
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:17 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Angry What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? ...

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:16 PM
Replies: 230
Views: 12,110
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll...

I'll never forget this solar eclipse, it'll forever be seared into my mind......and retinas. I really should've worn some glasses.
Forum: Humor
09-07-2022, 01:15 PM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

Smile An archaeologist is visiting a small town in...

An archaeologist is visiting a small town in Nevada. He's just ambling around, enjoying the play of the autumn light on the terracotta and adobe-colored buildings. He rounds a corner and is surprised...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:50 PM
Replies: 85
Views: 1,699
Posted By Don Sims

Question What do you call a mobster who’s buried in...

What do you call a mobster who’s buried in cement? A hardened criminal.
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:49 PM
Replies: 92
Yep
Views: 1,396
Posted By Don Sims

A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry...

A tribal chief down on his luck decided to marry off his three daughters

For in those days suitors paid a bridal price, and the chief thought he could live off what his daughters would fetch him,...
Forum: Humor
09-06-2022, 12:48 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 828
Posted By Don Sims

Angry A blonde got tired of blonde jokes... One...

A blonde got tired of blonde jokes...

One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.

Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke.

She...
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