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Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 12:10 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Question Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his...

Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town?

He was given a ticket for making a ewe turn.
Forum: Humor
Yesterday, 12:04 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review Love holds the universe together. Just...

Love holds the universe together.

Just kidding. It's dark matter.
Yesterday, 11:21 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 838
Posted By Don Sims

Good to hear you're making progress but not about...

Good to hear you're making progress but not about that pain. Hope the MRI sorts out whats going on.
Forum: Humor
08-17-2022, 12:09 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

info The teenager lost a contact lens while playing...

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes found the lens.

“How did you...
Forum: Humor
08-17-2022, 12:06 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,195
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb In dinosaur culture, it's considered really...

In dinosaur culture, it's considered really insensitive to wish upon a falling star....
Forum: Humor
08-17-2022, 12:02 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking...

A gorgeous woman goes to a Doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and Prada purse...

"I've been stung by a nasty insect of some kind," she...
Forum: Humor
08-17-2022, 12:00 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Question Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes? ...

Wanna hear a joke about radioactive isotopes?

Sorry, it just decayed.
Forum: Humor
08-15-2022, 12:30 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up "I like you, in a plutonic way." "Don't you...

"I like you, in a plutonic way."

"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

"No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying."
Forum: Humor
08-15-2022, 12:21 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,195
Posted By Don Sims

Before you marry a person, you should first make...

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
Forum: Humor
08-15-2022, 12:20 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,195
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Food prices are getting so high, I had to put...

Food prices are getting so high, I had to put this weeks order of potato chips on Lays away.
Forum: Humor
08-15-2022, 12:18 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

A golfer walkes into the bar at the country club...

A golfer walkes into the bar at the country club and in a very hoarse voice asks for a beer. The bartender asks "what's wrong with your voice? You didn't sound like that earlier."
The golfer says...
Forum: Humor
08-15-2022, 12:10 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

An American walks into an Irish pub. He asks the...

An American walks into an Irish pub. He asks the patrons, "I'll bet $500 that none of you can drink 10 pints of Guinness in 10 minutes."

People raise their heads but ignore the absurd bet and go...
08-15-2022, 11:39 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 98
Posted By Don Sims

Very nice model Paul,

Very nice model Paul,
Forum: Humor
08-09-2022, 12:39 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Post Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a...

Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun, and one brought nothing but a few cough drops.

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly...
Forum: Humor
08-09-2022, 12:29 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Question Why can't the navy participate in the Space...

Why can't the navy participate in the Space Force?

Gamma radiation kills seamen.
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:09 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Three guys go hunting. The first guy, from...

Three guys go hunting.

The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the hunting camp and returns an hour later with a deer.

The other two hunters ask him how he did it.

"Found the tracks,...
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:06 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Question Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they...

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:04 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,195
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in...

Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 11:59 AM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

A neutrino walks into a Mexican restaurant. It...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican restaurant. It orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The waiter comes to the table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco,...
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 11:57 AM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

info What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? ...

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon
08-06-2022, 11:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 136
Posted By Don Sims

Constructive criticism... Seemed a bit long,...

Constructive criticism... Seemed a bit long, special effects were distracting, and you threw me off with the beard - no beard thing. Liked the frustration/adventures with the Para-sail and the camera...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:37 PM
Replies: 71
Views: 1,195
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.

Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:35 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb A psychiatrist is evaluating three new mental...

A psychiatrist is evaluating three new mental patients. He turns to the first one and asks, "How much is 3 times 3?"

The mental patient thinks and thinks. He racks his brain. Finally, after...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:31 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Yo mama so fat, that a recursive algorithm...

Yo mama so fat,

that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:29 PM
Replies: 71
Yep
Views: 1,004
Posted By Don Sims

Talking Three men were sitting together bragging about...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home.

The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:26 PM
Replies: 212
Views: 10,429
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb What do you call quanta of electromagnetic...

What do you call quanta of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?

Foe-tons
07-31-2022, 06:45 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 838
Posted By Don Sims

Glad to hear you're making progress Nigel and...

Glad to hear you're making progress Nigel and clicked on that Buy button. Hate to read about Sherry but sounds like she had a good long life.
07-31-2022, 06:42 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 112
Posted By Don Sims

Well done model, glad to hear it flies great.

Well done model, glad to hear it flies great.
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 06:40 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 276
Posted By Don Sims

Thanks! The EDF version looks really different.

Thanks! The EDF version looks really different.
07-31-2022, 01:30 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 838
Posted By Don Sims

Back doing any better Nigel? Healing is a slow...

Back doing any better Nigel? Healing is a slow process.
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