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Forum: Humor
08-09-2022, 12:39 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Post Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a...

Three boys go into a haunted house. One brought a knife, one brought a gun, and one brought nothing but a few cough drops.

They crept in. It was pitch black and stone quiet. They were suddenly...
Forum: Humor
08-09-2022, 12:29 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

Question Why can't the navy participate in the Space...

Why can't the navy participate in the Space Force?

Gamma radiation kills seamen.
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:09 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Three guys go hunting. The first guy, from...

Three guys go hunting.

The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the hunting camp and returns an hour later with a deer.

The other two hunters ask him how he did it.

"Found the tracks,...
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:06 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Question Why do Tennessee fans wear orange? So they...

Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?

So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 12:04 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in...

Paranoia has reached absurd stages...I sneezed in front of my laptop and the anti-virus started a scan on its own
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 11:59 AM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

A neutrino walks into a Mexican restaurant. It...

A neutrino walks into a Mexican restaurant. It orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The waiter comes to the table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco,...
Forum: Humor
08-08-2022, 11:57 AM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

info What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? ...

What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon
08-06-2022, 11:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 112
Posted By Don Sims

Constructive criticism... Seemed a bit long,...

Constructive criticism... Seemed a bit long, special effects were distracting, and you threw me off with the beard - no beard thing. Liked the frustration/adventures with the Para-sail and the camera...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:37 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs up Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.

Sign at the Urologist's office: URINE good hands.
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:35 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb A psychiatrist is evaluating three new mental...

A psychiatrist is evaluating three new mental patients. He turns to the first one and asks, "How much is 3 times 3?"

The mental patient thinks and thinks. He racks his brain. Finally, after...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:31 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Yo mama so fat, that a recursive algorithm...

Yo mama so fat,

that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:29 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Talking Three men were sitting together bragging about...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties at home.

The first man had married a woman from Georgia and had told her that she was going to do dishes...
Forum: Humor
08-05-2022, 12:26 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb What do you call quanta of electromagnetic...

What do you call quanta of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?

Foe-tons
07-31-2022, 06:45 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 766
Posted By Don Sims

Glad to hear you're making progress Nigel and...

Glad to hear you're making progress Nigel and clicked on that Buy button. Hate to read about Sherry but sounds like she had a good long life.
07-31-2022, 06:42 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 98
Posted By Don Sims

Well done model, glad to hear it flies great.

Well done model, glad to hear it flies great.
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 06:40 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 234
Posted By Don Sims

Thanks! The EDF version looks really different.

Thanks! The EDF version looks really different.
07-31-2022, 01:30 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 766
Posted By Don Sims

Back doing any better Nigel? Healing is a slow...

Back doing any better Nigel? Healing is a slow process.
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 01:27 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 234
Posted By Don Sims

Looks cool in the air. Got a link for the plane?

Looks cool in the air. Got a link for the plane?
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 01:22 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 159
Posted By Don Sims

Interesting that the Cirrius handles the wind...

Interesting that the Cirrius handles the wind better.
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 01:16 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 189
Posted By Don Sims

Bart is doing a great job sky surfing! Hope he...

Bart is doing a great job sky surfing! Hope he can keep away from the shark
Forum: Foamies
07-31-2022, 01:14 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 204
Posted By Don Sims

That thing is cool!

That thing is cool!
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 12:00 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

info The optimist sees the glass half full. The...

The optimist sees the glass half full.

The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

The engineer sees a glass two times too large.
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 11:55 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Post I know blond jokes are popular, but I just don't...

I know blond jokes are popular, but I just don't get why...

I bought a toaster from a Star Wars fan the other day. The first test was a little on the dark side.

Apple have just launched a new...
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 11:53 AM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

info There was once a woman called Patricia Whack ...

There was once a woman called Patricia Whack

She worked in a bank and generally dealt with secured loans. One day she calls for her next appointment when a frog hops into the room and sits on the...
Forum: Humor
07-29-2022, 11:51 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Exclamation Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed...

Some minds are like concrete... Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 01:07 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Lightbulb What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig

What do you call a pig with three eyes? Piiig
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 01:06 PM
Replies: 67
Yep
Views: 955
Posted By Don Sims

Unhappy An ancient married couple visits a divorce...

An ancient married couple visits a divorce attorney

"So you want to get divorced? Exactly how long have you been married?" the lawyer asks.

The husband looks out the window and mumbles "72...
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 01:01 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 1,171
Posted By Don Sims

Thumbs down What European city has the most insects? Antwerp!

What European city has the most insects? Antwerp!
Forum: Humor
07-27-2022, 12:59 PM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

Red face At the beginning of time two schools were...

At the beginning of time two schools were created.
One was Matter High, the other Antimatter High. Each was tasked with creating the fundamental laws that would define the growth and existence of...
Forum: Humor
07-26-2022, 10:57 AM
Replies: 208
Views: 10,264
Posted By Don Sims

Build Review How did the professor of electrical engineering...

How did the professor of electrical engineering solve a complicated problem?

He used inductive reasoning!
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