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Old 05-13-2014, 03:51 PM   #2
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First I apologise to any who may take offense to an ethnic joke - but no offense intended.

Primary School teacher looks at a class of 7 yr olds and thinks it's time to ask the BIG question ....

Today class I want you to all think and then put hands up if you know the answer to this question ....

"Who was the greatest man who ever lived ?"

$5 to the correct answer.

The kids go quiet .. and then little Antonio .. an Italian-American puts hand up ...

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Antonio ?"

" Leonardo Da Vinci Miss ... "

"Very good Antonio .. but not really ... "

Then little Mikey .. an Afro-American puts hand up ....

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Mikey ?"

" Mohammed Ali Miss ... "

"Very good Mikey .. but not really ... "

Then little Moishe - the Jewish boy puts hand up ....

"Miss .. Miss ... "

"Yes Moishe ?"

" Jesus Christ Miss ... "

"Very good Antonio .. but you're Jewish ? "

Moishe replies ..........

"Miss you and I know it's Moses .... but business is business ..........."

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