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Old 05-07-2022, 01:33 PM
Don Sims
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There was this rumor that a man always lit two cigarettes whenever he was smoking.

So one day a guy sees this man just when he is about to light up. He asks him, "Excuse me sir I couldn't help to notice that you are smoking two cigarettes simultaneously."

The man answers him, "Yes, one is for me and the other one is for my brother who is in prison."

The guy replies, "Sorry to hear that, hope he will be out soon."

Some time passes, and the same guy sees this man again, but only this time he is only smoking one cigarette. So he goes up to the man and says, "Only one? So I guess your brother is out of jail now, huh?"

And the man replied, "No, it's just that I quit smoking a week ago."
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