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Old 08-19-2021, 01:18 PM
Don Sims
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Mrs. Marcus the kleptomaniac was before judge Cohen again for shop lifting a can of peaches. Judge Cohen says "Mrs. Marcus what am I going to do with you. This is the fourth time this year. Well how many peaches were in the can?"

Mrs Marcus replied six. Judge Cohen said I'll have to sentence you to six days in jail

He husband stood up in the back of the courtroom and said "She stole a can of peas too"
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