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Old 11-17-2012, 10:48 PM   #1
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I am too busy being a drama queen to have any real interests I will just assimilate all your interests

Oh wait I did read a book recently The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty oops

About Me SWF in under-appreciated job seeks degenerate male, future divorce, and domestic abuse. I enjoy smoking, drinking to the point of puking, mean-spirited jokes and self-righteous indignation. My intelligence is below the mean but I try to appear smarter than I am by consistently criticizing others and arguing constantly

I truly desire a woman-hating man with unrealistic expectations, looking for a Barbie Doll woman, unemployed, no goals in life, living in his mother's basement, on the verge of bankruptcy, with serious mommy-issues.

I would be open to a self-debasing fling but would prefer a smothering, ego-deflating, long-term death sentence kind of relationship.

No friendships please, I don't currently have any friends and don't like change :P

First Date My ideal first date would be sitting at the mall, watching all the happy people go by and making fun of them. I find this to be a very good tactic for building my self-esteem. In addition, neither one of us would have to shower, get dressed up or spend money on useless romance.

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Old 11-18-2012, 04:57 PM   #2
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