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Old 08-27-2008, 01:43 PM
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?'
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:30 PM
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A blonde goes into a drapery store, and is browsing through material. The salesman asks if he can help. She replies that she has decided on a nice, pink material, and asks if the store can make curtains for her. Sure, he says, about the size she needs.

"About 17" high."

"17 inches? that is unusually short, what are you covering?"

"My computer monitor", she replies.

"Why on earth would you want curtains on your monitor???"

"Heelllooooo, it has Windows...."
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How do you know when a blonde has been baking chocolate chip cookies?






By the M&M shells on the floor!
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Originally Posted by yank51 View Post
Oklahoma blondes
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?'
Are you sure they were from Oklahoma. I believe they were in Iowa, weren't they?
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Rabbitcreekok View Post
Are you sure they were from Oklahoma. I believe they were in Iowa, weren't they?
Nope, thought it was more like Texas....lol

(I knew you'd post about this one!!)
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