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Old 07-17-2021, 12:33 PM
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Thumbs down Chaos

A Mathematician, an Engineer and an Lawyer all sat down for lunch one afternoon. The Engineer asked, "Which profession do you thing has done the best for Mankind in rendering order from chaos?"

The Mathematician spoke right up and said, "Why mathematicians, of course! We invented numbers. We are responsible for taking chaos from the Universe and rendering it down to usable numbers. Without mathematicians, organizing chaos for Mankind's use would never have happened."

The Engineer harrumped. "Well and good. But it's we Engineers who put those numbers to practical use! Without Engineers Mankind would never have been able to build order from chaos."

The Lawyer, who had been patiently listening to the other two, looked at each, took a sip of water from his glass and said, "And who do you think created chaos in the first place?"
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