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Old 06-28-2021, 12:48 PM
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Cool Chickens

A salesman was driving the back roads one day, when he saw the strangest thing...

While driving dusty back roads looking for his next sale, this Salesman noticed a chicken was running along side the road. Now, the guy didn't think much of that, you tend to see chickens in rural communities... but this one was strange. The chicken was keeping up with the car, even though the guy was driving at about forty miles per hour.

Curious what would happen, the guy sped up his car, pushing it to sixty... and the chicken kept up with him. Then, to his shock, the bird put on a burst of speed and passed him, before darting down this long gravel drive.

The salesman was seriously confused by this, and turned down the drive. At the end of it, he found a run down house, a run down barn, and no less than ten of those same chickens darting around. Stepping out of his car, he managed to get a close look at one and saw it had three legs. As he stood there, the farmer came out and asked him if he could help the guy.

"Am I seeing things?" He asked the farmer.

"Three legged chickens? Naw, you ain't seein things." The farmer replied.

"How did that happen?" The salesman asked.

"Well, ya see," the farmer started. "I love drum sticks, my wife, she loves drum sticks, and our boy, he loves drum sticks. Problem is, with one chicken, there's never enough. Someone was always getting left out."

The salesman nodded at this, listening to the story intently.

"So," the farmer continued, "The neighbor down the way a spell, his boy is in college studying biology or something. I told him about that problem, and the boy said he could probably do something to make a chicken with more legs. So everyone got what they wanted."

"So..." the salesman asked, watching the chickens zoom around the yard. "How do they taste?"

"Don't rightly know." The farmer replied. "Ain't managed to catch one of them to find out."
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Old 06-30-2021, 02:10 AM
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LOL Good one.
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