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Old 10-22-2021, 01:06 PM
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A group of doctors in a psychiatric ward wanted to look for an improvement in the mental stability of their patients, so they devised an experiment. A doctor put 5 patients in one room.

While in the room, this doctor went to the wall and drew a door (with a door knob and a keyhole). He told the 5 patients in the room to figure out how to open the door.

1st patient waved at the doctors, and tried to open the painted door.

2nd patient kept shouting at the door "OPEN SESAME".

3rd patient looked at the door, paused for a moment, then struck the door with his foot.

4th patient laughed hysterically and whispered to the door "It is me Chad, open the door honey".

5th patient watched all the other patients, from afar, and just smiled.

The doctors, impressed with the 5th patient's response, went to this patient and asked him why he didn't join the other patients in opening the door.

The 5th patient replied: "There is no way they can open that door".

The doctors started smiling and looking at each other in amusement. They ask the 5th patient, "Why can't they open the door?"

The 5th patient replies: "That door won't open because I have the darned KEY!".
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