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Old 02-21-2021, 11:00 AM
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What does a graduate student with a science degree ask? "Why does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an engineering degree ask? "How does it work?"

What does a graduate student with an accounting degree ask? "How much will it cost?"

What does a graduate student with a liberal arts degree ask? "You want fries with that?"
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Old 02-21-2021, 01:33 PM
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hahaha!
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Old 02-21-2021, 06:24 PM
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I had a kid on one of my jobs that had graduated collage with a degree in English Literature.
I asked if he wanted to become a school teacher, he said no, he wanted to become a brick mason.
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When I was on USAF recruiting duty I had a kid come in with a History degree from Penn State. Thought he owned the world. wanted to fly jets... Didn't take long to convince him that wasn't happening.
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