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Old 03-26-2021, 02:23 AM
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The other day my wife told me some woman at work called her fat.

I told her “Honey, don’t fight with her about it. Just be the bigger person.”

I should be out of the hospital in a few days.
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Old 03-26-2021, 02:23 AM
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backward?

A receding hare-line.
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Old 04-08-2021, 04:09 AM
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I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.

She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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Old 04-08-2021, 08:36 AM
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Being serious for a moment ... when it comes to Women and 'size' - its one of the worst questions they can ask a man ... because no matter what we say - its WRONG !!
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Old 04-08-2021, 03:27 PM
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It's not the size of the dick that matters, what matters is the dick attached to it.

It least, that's what I always told my girlfriends
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Old 04-22-2021, 02:29 PM
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This just seemd to be the appropriate place for this.
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Old 04-22-2021, 09:28 PM
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Talking to my mate other day ... I mentioned my Wife wants a new watch .....

He replied : Why - she must have a clock on the cooker ?
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Why does kitchen furniture have a set in at the bottom ?

Its to allow Wife to get closer to the sink !!
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Old 04-23-2021, 06:31 PM
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I am sure you guys realize just how much trouble we would be in, if our wife's read these.
I am taking the safe route and not posting a joke on this list.
I like having my airplanes.
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Old 04-23-2021, 07:17 PM
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My wife knows I joke like this ..... she's Russian and they have even better ones !!

Russian joke :

What do you call a Woman with car keys ?

Monkey with hand grenade.

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