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Old 11-05-2022, 01:06 PM
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What do you call a meteorologist whose has all of his limbs broken? A weather four-caster!
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Old 11-06-2022, 01:26 PM
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Who helps little pumpkins cross the street? The crossing gourd
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Old 11-07-2022, 01:06 PM
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When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill.
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Old 11-11-2022, 12:53 PM
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Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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Old 11-12-2022, 12:54 PM
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Today I put on a shirt with pockets. So now I identify as a marsupial.
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Old 11-12-2022, 01:12 PM
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How do cows multiply? With cowculators!
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Old 11-15-2022, 01:17 PM
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Did you know turtles have the ability to understand puns? I wish they would have tortoise that in school.
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Old 11-18-2022, 01:12 PM
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What Does a Shark Call a Surfboard? A serve board.
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Old 11-19-2022, 01:36 PM
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The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blown away by the leaf blower.
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Old 11-26-2022, 02:12 PM
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We got our Seasonal bulk in at work today and got Pumpkin Spice Motor Oil. It's for Autumnmobiles
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Old 11-27-2022, 01:54 PM
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Why was the baby strawberry crying? Because her mom and dad were in a jam.
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Old 11-29-2022, 12:34 PM
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I lost my job as a wine taster. I was fired for not drinking on the job.
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Old 11-30-2022, 01:27 PM
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Website....We use cookies to improve performance. Me...Same.
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Old 12-01-2022, 11:30 AM
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Why is yeast a popular microorganism? Because he's a fun-guy
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Old 12-03-2022, 02:30 PM
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Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says, “Do you smell fish?”
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Old 12-04-2022, 01:55 PM
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What do you call a Hammerhead Shark who's operating a Drill Rig? A Flathead Screw driver.
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Old 12-05-2022, 01:04 PM
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What did everyone say about Nathan when he got fired from the fortune cookie factory? That’s unfortunate.
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Old 12-06-2022, 12:22 PM
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson.
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Old 12-07-2022, 01:21 PM
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.
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Old 12-08-2022, 01:34 PM
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What’s a cookie’s favorite rock band? OREO Speedwagon
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Old 12-09-2022, 01:38 PM
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I was just on a diabetes information website... It asked if I would accept cookies. Is that a trick question?
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Old 12-10-2022, 02:13 PM
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I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang but it came back to me.
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Old 12-12-2022, 01:47 PM
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The energizer bunny went to jail. He was charged with battery.
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Old 12-13-2022, 01:54 PM
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A burglar broke into the house last night. I didn't shoot him, though. I just put the laser dot of the sight on his forehead and my 3 cats did the rest.

Burglars again. I woke up this morning with searing pain in my head. They must have knocked me out and then stolen all the beer from my fridge. I don't remember a thing.
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Old 12-14-2022, 01:32 PM
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My wife asked for some peace and quiet while cooking dinner last night..................................so I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.
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