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Old 01-13-2009, 07:57 AM
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HELP WANTED
POSITION: Surveyor
LOCATION: Northern Coastal Alaska

SALARY: $275-$500/Hr - Tax Free
(Dependent on Experience &Employment Longevity)

QUALIFICATIONS:

Must be in Excellent Health, having a Strong Physique& Rugged Endurance combined with fast, nimble foot dexterity!

WORK ENVIRONMENT: See pictures below.
APPLY NOW. . .....IMMEDIATE OPENING AVAILABLE!
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Old 01-13-2009, 02:24 PM
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I don't think I will apply.
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Old 01-13-2009, 03:57 PM
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I bet that job is a real........bear.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:52 PM
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Who Won???
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:56 PM
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I have a fear of bears, especially after reading 'Alaskan Bear Tales'. sheesh. Now my wife teases me about 'mini bears' that are lurking in dark corners to jump out and get me.
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Old 01-13-2009, 06:59 PM
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Wins? Depends on who you root for: does the bear get his hard-earned lunch, or not?
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Old 01-13-2009, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by C130 Load View Post
Who Won???
Well, since the position is listed as immediate opening available.....
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Old 01-13-2009, 08:00 PM
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LOL Good Point!
Originally Posted by Larry3215 View Post
Well, since the position is listed as immediate opening available.....
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Old 01-13-2009, 10:12 PM
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I'm rooting for the bear. Very few bears (well, none) at LAX - but I have Surveyors and other assorted Civil Engineers to spare...

At least I think I have no bears - thank's to Max's damn wife - now I have to go check all the corners.......
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Old 01-13-2009, 11:57 PM
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..no bear repellant.?
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Old 01-14-2009, 12:04 AM
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That kind of money.. I am on the WAY!!!.. That is like back in my GOOD Sattelite days..
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Old 01-14-2009, 10:38 AM
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I think they're just practicing the "Bear Dance" for next years "Dancing With The Stars"

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