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Clever Signs:-

Old 04-12-2019, 10:29 AM
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Default Clever Signs:-

A sign in a shoe repair store:
"We will heel you,
We will save your sole,
We will even dye for you!"

Sign over a Gynaecologist’s Office :
"Dr. George, at your cervix";

At an Eye Clinic :
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place.”;

On a Plumber's truck :
"We repair what your husband fixed”;

On an Electrician's truck :
"Let us remove your shorts”;

In a Non-smoking Area :
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action”;

On a Maternity Room door :
"Push. Push. Push.”;

At a Car Dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”;

At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.
However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”;

In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”;

In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully.
We'll wait.”;

Last but not least and I LOVE THIS..........

Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck :

"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"
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During one of 'trips' ..... (honest you could not make this up !!)

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