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Old 11-23-2009, 03:05 AM
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I picked up a flatlander hitchhiking the other day. Once he got in the truck and we got going, I pulled out my cut down 12 gauge and held it on him....."reach in under the seat and get that jar of 'shine and have you a drink, son" Of course the guy did it....his eyes started to water, his face turned kindly green, he choked, coughed, gasped for air, and then kindly flopped around for a few seconds.

When he got still I handed him the shotgun....."Now you force me to drink it!"


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Old 11-23-2009, 03:09 AM
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I guess you just had to be there................
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Old 11-23-2009, 03:48 AM
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I picked up a flatlander hitchhiking the other day. Once he got in the truck and we got going, I pulled out my cut down 12 gauge and held it on him....."reach in under the seat and get that jar of 'shine and have you a drink, son" Of course the guy did it....his eyes started to water, his face turned kindly green, he choked, coughed, gasped for air, and then kindly flopped around for a few seconds.

When he got still I handed him the shotgun....."Now you force me to drink it!"


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Old 11-23-2009, 03:57 AM
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this is why you hillbillies shouldn't be allowed off your mountains
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Old 11-24-2009, 04:27 AM
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We played drinking games like this at UMR....could be why I didnt graduate

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Old 11-25-2009, 06:33 PM
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There are just some traditions yew don't go a round question-nin.
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