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Have you forgotten what day this is?

Old 01-30-2014, 11:50 PM
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As he left for work one morning, his wife asked, “Have you forgotten what day this is?”

“Of course not,” he replied as he headed out the door.

At 10 am an exclusive woman’s clothier delivered a stunning new dress.

At noon a florist delivered two dozen red roses.

At 2 pm her favorite restaurant called confirming reservations for two for that evening.

At 4 pm their jeweler delivered a gold necklace she had been eyeing but didn’t think they could afford.

At 6 pm she greeted her husband at the door. “Oh thank you, thank you my dear. This has been the best Groundhogs Day I’ve ever had."
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