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Old 06-25-2007, 08:41 PM
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says.
A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” she volunteered. The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
“Well”, she began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!”
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was,” said the little girl. “My kitty went “Fffff, Fffff, Fffff,” but before he could say “[email protected]#k off,” the Rottweiler ate him!”
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Old 06-26-2007, 01:08 AM
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Worst case scenario. A phone sex girl that stutters.
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:15 AM
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Almost as bad: A paratrooper who stuttered under stress was told to count to 10 after he jumped before he pulled the cord. Last seen passing the instructor going "...th-th-th-three, f-f-f-f-four, f-fi-fi-five..."
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Old 06-26-2007, 05:28 AM
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oh my gosh! we're all going to heck!

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Old 06-26-2007, 02:50 PM
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Porky pig: Son of a b'dee b'dee b'dee gun. You thought I was going to say b!$ch didnt you .
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"ah say....ah say! that boy's 'bout as sharp as a bowlin' bawl!"
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