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Four football fans

Old 10-02-2007, 12:15 AM
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Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs ‘This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!’ and without hesitation promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming ‘Rollll Tidddee’ as he fell to his death.

Not to be outdone by the Alabama fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted ‘This is for the DAWGS’ and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof..woof, woof, woof! As he crashed on the rocks below.

Refusing to be out done by the Alabama and Mississippi State fans,the Tennessee fan proclaimed ‘This is for the Volunteers!’ and, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting—

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