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Old 02-03-2012, 02:15 AM
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that
are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as
a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole
group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.


Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,
kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first.. In this way, regular consumption
of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain
a faster and more efficient machine!

That's why you always
feel smarter after a few beers."
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