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Old 07-26-2022, 10:57 AM
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How did the professor of electrical engineering solve a complicated problem?

He used inductive reasoning!
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Old 07-27-2022, 12:59 PM
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At the beginning of time two schools were created.
One was Matter High, the other Antimatter High. Each was tasked with creating the fundamental laws that would define the growth and existence of the universe.

Students at Matter High developed gravitation, strong attraction, weak attraction, and electromagnetism.

Students at Antimatter High created annihilation, baryogenisis, and nuclear decay.

But they hit a wall: even after all their work, the universe was still an empty expanse of nothingness.

The two administrations met to discuss the issue, and after a lengthy process decided that they had to initiate one final fundamental event- the Big Bang- and that they would have to sacrifice one of their own to be the source of particles and energy.

Nobody volunteered, so it was decided by vote that it had to be one of the two head administrators. The head of Antimatter High stood and said "I'm sorry, but it absolutely cannot be me."

The head of the other school stood and said "Must it really be me?"

"I'm sorry, " he replied, "it's nothing personal. It's the principal of the matter."
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Old 07-29-2022, 12:00 PM
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The optimist sees the glass half full.

The pessimist sees the glass half empty.

The engineer sees a glass two times too large.
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Old 07-29-2022, 06:50 PM
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That's when the biker at the bar, orders another one.
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Old 08-05-2022, 12:26 PM
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What do you call quanta of electromagnetic radiation that don't get along?

Foe-tons
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Old 08-05-2022, 12:31 PM
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Yo mama so fat,

that a recursive algorithm to calculate her mass suffers from a stack overflow error before completion.
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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist?
Pokemon
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A neutrino walks into a Mexican restaurant. It orders a taco with extra chili sauce. The waiter comes to the table with a taco and a gigantic bottle of super-hot chili sauce. He opens the taco, starts pouring sauce, and asks, "So how much salsa do you want, amigo?"

The neutrino answers, "No Mass! No Mass!"
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Old 08-09-2022, 12:29 PM
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Why can't the navy participate in the Space Force?

Gamma radiation kills seamen.
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"I like you, in a plutonic way."

"Don't you mean 'platonic'?"

"No, plutonium, like radioactive exposure, the longer I'm with you the more I feel like dying."
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