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She took it the wrong way....

Old 10-22-2007, 05:58 PM
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She took it da wrong way
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"

And the husband replied, "Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened."

"Fine, go ahead," she sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And the husband began -- "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has a pair the same."

The husband took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help, that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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Old 10-22-2007, 06:51 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha For some reason though I don't think my wife will think it's as funny as I do .
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Old 10-22-2007, 06:56 PM
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Mine didn't either!

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Old 10-23-2007, 03:11 AM
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My wife thinks that the guy put up with that ***** for too long!
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Old 10-23-2007, 03:51 AM
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thanks alot yank, weazilla hit me...
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Old 10-24-2007, 01:07 AM
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Thats pretty good yank... He's in a lot of trouble...
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Old 10-24-2007, 03:27 AM
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Not much more than he has been for awhile IMHO. She arrived home early alright... on her broom...
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