Humor Have some funny jokes or stories? All is fair game except political, religious or too explicit.

Blond understands football

Old 11-20-2006, 02:23 AM
  #1  
Don Sims
Administrator
Thread Starter
 
Don Sims's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Middle Tennessee
Posts: 14,342
Lightbulb Blond understands football

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. They had great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her
how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants.
And all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they
were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
Don Sims is online now  
Related Topics
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post
Liquidity
Off Topic Chit Chat
81
11-03-2008 08:46 PM
yank51
Humor
7
10-08-2008 07:00 PM
Liquidity
Off Topic Chit Chat
10
08-15-2008 09:39 PM
Don Sims
Humor
0
10-02-2007 01:15 AM
Rugar
Humor
0
05-26-2006 02:53 PM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off


Quick Reply: Blond understands football


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service - Do Not Sell My Personal Information -

Copyright İ 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.

Page generated in 0.05865 seconds with 13 queries