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Old 10-08-2008, 02:06 AM
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FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.' Dumbfounded, her date asked, 'What do you mean?' 'Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
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Old 10-08-2008, 02:15 AM
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That wasn't funny.....I wan't my money back!
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:49 AM
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You mean, you want your quarterback??
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Old 10-08-2008, 03:52 AM
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Exactly!
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Old 10-08-2008, 05:54 AM
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LOL....I copy/pasted that and emailed it to my Blonde Gal.....who I live with, and who likes football......HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
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Old 10-08-2008, 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Biplane Murphy View Post
LOL....I copy/pasted that and emailed it to my Blonde Gal.....who I live with, and who likes football......HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

I will Attend your Funeral Chris, May I have your Rc Planes after the funeral, You wont need them any More I will Make some Raviolis too, Take care, Chellie

An elderly Italian man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite ravioli wafting up the stairs.
He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.
Gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

When he reached the bottom of the stairs, he leaned against the door frame, gazing into the kitchen, where if not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon waxed paper on the kitchen table were hundreds of his favorite ravioli.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture.
His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the ravioli was already in his mouth.

With a trembling hand he reached up to the edge of the table, when suddenly he was smacked with a wooden spoon by his wife.

"BACK off!" she said. "Those are for the funeral."

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Old 10-08-2008, 12:50 PM
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That's a good interpretation of the game...I like that LOL! I think it finally gives some meaning to the whole thing don't cha think?
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Originally Posted by CHELLIE View Post
I will Attend your Funeral Chris, May I have your Rc Planes after the funeral, You wont need them any More I will Make some Raviolis too, Take care, Chellie
HAHAHAHA.....Luckily my gal loves Blonde Jokes.....I shared the joke with her mom too....she is a fanatical Denver Broncos supporter......

They thought it was funny, so no funeral yet.....maybe next time....
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