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Old 12-10-2011, 12:16 AM
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Question Outhouse

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"

Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."

Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"

"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"

Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!

Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."

So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"

Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"

Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies, "Hurts, don't it?!"
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Old 12-10-2011, 12:27 AM
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Hey Don,
Probably not many here have ever lived with the "outhouse".
When I was growing up from age 6 to 17 that's all we had, 100ft from the back door. In the Ohio country, 50's, old house. Brush the snow off before you set down, cold.... Been there, done that.

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Old 12-10-2011, 12:53 AM
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Good one Don.

I remember as a kid we use to go to my parents friends log cabin, or I should say shack in Orange MA. That was my first time using a out house. Night time runs to that where scary in the dark with just a flashlight I can almost smell it now thinking about it.
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Old 12-10-2011, 07:33 AM
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I remember those small houses

http://www.oletimer.net/?p=608

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Old 12-10-2011, 07:46 AM
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His and Hers

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Old 12-10-2011, 01:05 PM
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Dragon I guess they call em port-o-lets now!
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Old 12-10-2011, 01:22 PM
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Last time I was at Oshkosh they were white, we called them refrigerators. Over 700 of them if I remember. Out on the flight line there were 24 lined up in a row. There were also 24 lines of people waiting. The start of each line was at least 20 ft from the door, wonder why ???
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Old 12-10-2011, 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by CHELLIE View Post
I remember as a child hiking/camping in the mountains and would us the ole mountain toilet and being afraod I would fall in and get eaten by the Poo Monster
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Old 12-11-2011, 06:07 PM
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Oh yeah! and we had the Sears catalog for the clean up, and you could look at the pictures in daylight ( preferrably unused ) funny how the lingerie section was the last to get used!

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Old 12-11-2011, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by giflyrc View Post
Oh yeah! and we had the Sears catalog for the clean up, and you could look at the pictures in daylight ( preferrably unused ) funny how the lingerie section was the last to get used!

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We had a three holer, sure hated those shinny pages in the catalog
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Old 12-12-2011, 03:52 PM
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Oh, and the paper cuts were a pain in the A**
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Old 12-12-2011, 06:59 PM
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Does anyone remember the night time run? Ours didn't have lights and we didn't waste money on flashlight batteries. We "worked" by braille and a match.

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Old 12-12-2011, 10:11 PM
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No nightime runs for me, We were upper class and had a THUNDER MUG!

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Old 12-13-2011, 07:33 AM
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Using one of these is quite an adventure at -40 F. I was familiar with the insulating qualities of Dow blue foam long before I knew it could be used to build an airplane.
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Old 12-13-2011, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Arkitexas View Post
Does anyone remember the night time run? Ours didn't have lights and we didn't waste money on flashlight batteries. We "worked" by braille and a match.

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Match + outhouse = Kaboom

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Old 12-13-2011, 04:55 PM
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The other hazard of outhouses was getting a sliver, then you had to find some one to help that would keep their mouth shut.
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Old 12-13-2011, 10:04 PM
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I've had those in my feet before but i cant imagine one down there....
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