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Old 08-02-2010, 08:15 PM
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Replacement Windows:

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that
expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who had installed them.

He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.

Hellloooo,............just because I'm blond doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid.

So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year, "that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!

Helllooooo? It's been a year!", I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up. He never called back. I bet he felt like an idiot.
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:17 PM
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Speaking of windows, did you hear about the Polish newly weds that didn't know the difference between Vaseline and window putty?




All their windows fell out.
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Old 08-02-2010, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Grasshopper View Post
Speaking of windows, did you hear about the Polish newly weds that didn't know the difference between Vaseline and window putty?




All their windows fell out.
Hi
I hate these type of jokes
My last names Natowski BTW
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:21 AM
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Speaking of windows, did you hear about the Hillbilly newly weds that didn't know the difference between Vaseline and window putty?




All their windows fell out
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Old 08-03-2010, 01:25 AM
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Last time I heard that joke they were talking about Okie's...seems like there must be a lot of folks running around with stuck, ooops I mean, err...uhhh...windows falling out .
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Old 04-07-2011, 06:53 AM
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Hey, I R an Okie!

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Old 04-07-2011, 01:46 PM
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South Carolina here! I also used to be blond (before it all greyed out ).

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Old 04-11-2011, 05:48 PM
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I'm blonde, an Okie, and half Polish.

I am soooo screwed....

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Originally Posted by Twmaster View Post
I'm blonde, an Okie, and half Polish.

I am soooo screwed....


hope you werent in the canoe club too

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Old 04-13-2011, 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Twmaster View Post
I'm blonde, an Okie, and half Polish.

I am soooo screwed....

You sure are lucky!!

At least your not an - Aggie! Or a Hillbilly, or a Bruin, or a Southern Hick, or a Yankee, or....if I left out anyone that feels politically correct to place themselves in a group not mentioned please correct me!! LOL!!

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