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Old 07-22-2018, 09:02 AM
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Talking Ol Fart Check in

How Many Oldie But Goodie Ol Farts are here on Wattflyers LOL


OLD FART BLUES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49vVbp7a-JA




Ol Fart Here Just Turned 64 but i still look 35 Chellie

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Old 07-22-2018, 09:13 AM
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Can't say I look 35 but my charm and good looks and modesty make up for it.
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:28 AM
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Can't say I look 35 but my charm and good looks and modesty make up for it.

I Agree With you Panther
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:33 AM
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I know
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Old 07-22-2018, 02:13 PM
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78 and counting

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Old 07-22-2018, 02:16 PM
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62 ... and just finding it harder up dem hills !!

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Old 07-22-2018, 04:12 PM
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I’m a youngster; 56
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by giflyrc View Post
78 and counting

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Hi Roger Your doing Great, Gee, it seems like only Yesterday that I was 21
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Originally Posted by solentlife View Post
62 ... and just finding it harder up dem hills !!

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Your a Young-an Nigel
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:05 PM
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Iím a youngster; 56

Your not a Old Fart Yet Park
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Old 07-22-2018, 09:44 PM
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On my 81st trip around that Sun.......
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Old 07-22-2018, 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Brner View Post
On my 81st trip around that Sun.......

Thats Awesome Brner Know what, I still have my Parents around, my mom and dad are still able to walk and get around, my Dad is 90 and my mom is 87, I turned 64 this Month but i still think I am 18 and a Blonde Bimbo
Thats me about 3 years ago Dresses for Halloween as a Blonde Bimbo Schoolgirl
I am Crazy, But at least I admit it
















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Old 07-23-2018, 12:15 AM
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63 and happy to report that the cialis keeps me from peeing on my shoes. Lol
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Originally Posted by CHELLIE View Post
Thats Awesome Brner Know what, I still have my Parents around, my mom and dad are still able to walk and get around, my Dad is 90 and my mom is 87, I turned 64 this Month but i still think I am 18 and a Blonde Bimbo
Thats me about 3 years ago Dresses for Halloween as a Blonde Bimbo Schoolgirl
I am Crazy, But at least I admit it



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Old 11-04-2018, 01:50 AM
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Im so old I sneeze dust!
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Old 11-29-2018, 12:13 AM
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Will be 62 in Feb. But "inherited" a 9 and 15 yr old with the girlfriend, so keeping me on my toes
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63 in January ...... Young wife says I drink her blood !

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Old 11-29-2018, 08:33 PM
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Define "old" fart!

Yes, at 58 I feel old in my bones a lot, forced retirement due to disability has tons to do with it. PTSD don't help one bit either.
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I turned 62 in June. My department and MY job was eliminated 25 days before that. I've been through that same scenario too many times now. Life is much simpler NOT working for companies that don't give a damn about loyal employees so I said "F" that and retired. Good thing I achieved zero debt (including mortgage) 3 months prior. More time now to build the pile of kits I've hoarded over the years.


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Originally Posted by Turbojoe View Post
I turned 62 in June. My department and MY job was eliminated 25 days before that. I've been through that same scenario too many times now. Life is much simpler NOT working for companies that don't give a damn about loyal employees so I said "F" that and retired. Good thing I achieved zero debt (including mortgage) 3 months prior. More time now to build the pile of kits I've hoarded over the years.


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Now I don't feel so alone, that's just what my employer did. "Yer too busted up to be profitable for us" they implied. I found it curious that they timed it 6 months before my retirement eligibility date. They did things bass akwards and I successfully sued em for discrimination. As a floor manager I smelled a rat years ago and had access to many upper level documents, memos etc, and made copies just in case I was right.

I was right and they were stupid.
I won. (you just don't mess with vets!)
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I'm 70 and been retired for 9 years and built lotsa aeroplanes etc since then.
I worked for the gvmnt and just got up and walked out one day after putting up with bs for some time. I was asked to re-consider but I had already had a taste of not waking to an alarm and it felt good.
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They seem to think us knowledgeable old farts are expendable. I've worked at a major university for the last 8 years. Watch the movie "Idiocracy" and you'll see exactly where we're headed. It's not going to be pretty. I hope and pray that I'm dead before these brain dead idiots start to take over the world. Trust me, we're doomed.....



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I have to work with many different nationalities ... but one thing I find common.

The most knowledgeable and able people are the older. The younger seem to have the idea that all will fall into place for them. So often I find no sense of 'drive' ... lack of commitment ... but when as an older person you try to 'jivvy' them up ... you get some stupid replies !!

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I'm 31. I joined when I was about 25. While I was going through my divorce I needed a distraction and started flying slowstick with my dad.
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