Don Sims

You can say what you want about Florida , but you never hear of anyone retiring
and moving north.

Ads seen in ''The Villages'' Florida newspaper:


FOXY LADY:
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4' (used to be 5'6'),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes
and belt a plus.


LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone
to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.


SERENITY NOW:
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you
are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet
times.


WINNING SMILE:
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare
steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.


BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like
to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.


MEMORIES:
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday,
Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.


MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including
hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running condition, but walks well.

CHELLIE

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like
to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get
together and listen to my eight-track tapes.






Thats Scarry, I had a 4 track and a 8 track player and i am only 29 LOL

70sflyer

[IMG]car pictures 005[/IMG]Chellie,4 Track ,that is Scarry.Heres a picture of what I Cruise Saturday nights and fly on Sundays.70sflyer

TLyttle

Hmmm... I had been driving for 13 years before I had a radio in my vehicle, and never missed it. Never had an 8-track, only had a usable stereo system for the last 4 years or so, too busy driving beyond the limit to need one. I do, however, have a decent turntable and a very large collection of Classical music, much of which is duplicated in my cassettes and CDs; guess I aint much of a rocker....

touche

I even had one of those adapters that allowed you to put a cassette into and play it in an 8 track player in your car..lol

yorkiepap

Hey Don,
WHEW!.....been thinkin'.....I'm getting close at 68, although still keep in shape & had good genetics. Those were definitely classic ads. BTW, for all you "youngsters", my twin bro' & I got to watch our 1st TV when were 7 on a new DuMont 12" TV my pap brought home in 1950. Here I am getting for another "outing" in Sept./'11.

Denny

Don Sims

Nice ride Pap! Be sure to post that in this thread too: http://www.wattflyer.com/forums/show...ight=show+ride