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Old 09-26-2018, 12:43 AM
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Lightbulb Poor wife

Thinking back, I remember going through Hurricane Irma in Florida. I was ready for it, but my wife was not!

When the wind reached its full screaming pitch, with the trees snapping and threshing, the horizontal streaming rain, tin roof panels and destroyed fences flying by, as well as the unnerving sound-levels, my wife was rooted to the spot.
She stared and stared through the glass of the window, unmoving, with her nose pressed to the windowpane. The look of stark fear in her eyes will stay with me forever.

Fortunately, as the eye of the storm arrived and the winds temporarily lessened, I was able to open the door and let her in.............
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Old 09-26-2018, 01:02 AM
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OMG Don! One of my worst days in a long time. I come here and you make me laugh. Thank you SO MUCH!

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Old 09-26-2018, 01:39 AM
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Oh my. That is a beauty!
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