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Old 11-14-2008, 01:22 PM
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New business!
Two businessmen were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with
only a few shelves set up.

One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now some idiot is going to
walk by, put his face to the window, and ask what we're selling.'

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old senior walked to the window, had a peek, and in a soft accent asked 'What are you sellin' here?'

One of the men replied sarcastically, 'We're selling axx-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the old timer said, 'You're doing well.

Only two left.'


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Old 11-14-2008, 01:27 PM
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You no NED I am looking at opening a buis of my own. That would work. CEPT. I would have plenty of Stock and no buyers.. Who wants them...
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:55 PM
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Are you SERIOUS about a business?? Are you sure you want to give up ANY and ALL of your free time for this? Cause, to own a business, you need to be willing to work 24/7, with no spare time for anything but that. At least in the beginning...
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